Lucky Devil: Twice as Horny

“You know what a threesum is, right?” Drummer probes Captain Nerd. “Yeah, of course,” he chuckles a little nervous. “Instead of two girls, it’s two guys. You know… two horns.” A wave of realization washes over Nerd’s face; first understanding and then a look of suspicion as his eye bounce between Drummer and I. “Is…

Lucky Devil

I check my war paint in the mirror again. Vixen Cherry lips, matte Starry Night eye shadow, and just a touch of old-fashion Rouge blush under my cheek bones. Yes, I am ready for battle. The noiseless digital clock illuminates the lateness of my date in neon green, fourteen past the hour. I crack open…