High & Horny: How to Have Sex While Stoned (Female Edition)

tumblr_static_naked-ganja-girl-backgroundIf you’ve ever tried to have sex while high you know the physical effects of marijuana can be contradictory to the lovemaking process.

Lethargic

I want to have sex but I don’t want to move.

Just like going to the gym stoned, physical exertion can be daunting, exhausting, and downright overwhelming. Can’t someone just do the work for me?

Knowing that you can’t always count on a lover to satisfy, keep sex toys within arms’ reach. Clitoris stimulators like a two-inch Finger Vibrator are easy to hide in the palm of your hand, pocket, or your bowl’s case – in the event you’re not paranoid and your roommate really is about to walk in.

Cottonmouth

Commonplace to some smokers, dry mouth can hinder foreplay. And awkwardly, your other self-lubricating hole can have the same effects post-toke.

Not to worry. Thanks to advances in sexual technology application of a lubricant or an arousal cream like Nympho Niagara or X-Scream can remedy this personal dilemma making your mouth envious of vagina’s quenched thirst.

Short-term Memory Lost

 Wait, what were we doing?

In the beginning of my smoking career, a lover and I decided to smoke before sex to “try something new.” After a couple bowls I had forgotten how to have sex. Seriously.

Luckily, those pink, plastic Spicy Dice with “Taste,” “Kiss,” and “Touch” on one and body parts on the other can help you relearn by direction. Sex books with pictorial position guides also help you remember the fundamentals and allow non-verbal communication between you and your partner.

What problems do you have when you’re high and horny?

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