Here’s a crazy internet story to scare parents… When I was 14-years-old I was just coming into my pop punk phase (pretty sure you can stop calling it a phase now, mom) and bands like Green Day and No Doubt blasted through my hormone crazed cranium. I emulated what I thought the child of Billie Joe Armstrong […]
Directly influenced by Kris Searle‘s new song Veins He shifts next to me as I pretend to still be asleep. Maybe if I lie here buried in the cushion of our sheets he will playfully push his face into the crevasse of my neck like he use to. Maybe he will press his body into […]
A common problem found in men and women alike is confidence. Confidence, in or out of the bedroom, is a hard thing to attain. It’s a temperament within people like being an intro or extrovert. Men & Their Penises Sexual insecurities in men often surround the most obvious of places, their dick. Penis size, both […]
Spring-cleaning doesn’t stop at the dustpan and mop. The New Year’s feeling of resolution and starting over with a clean slate is enhanced with sunshine and chirping birds. This mentality seems to run through to all aspects of our lives including relationships leaving some to only feel the seasonal rain and stinging bees when the […]
Almost every person I know eventually wants to get married and have kids. Little girls imagine their wedding day, name their not-yet-conceived children decades in advance, and imagine their future with golden bands and the pitter-patter of little feet. But is this what we really want – to breed and sign a doctrine indicating a […]
Domestic abuse crosses economic, cultural, and gender boundaries. Yet it’s still a topic that victims feel ashamed to share. The reasons are endless – fear, pride, even feeling alone due to the situation. It perpetuates the sentiment of being stuck with no hopes of getting out. Since puberty I’ve been loud, brass, and an advocate […]
Lately dating has seemed like a chore. The excitement one gets prior to a date, the butterflies, the giddiness, has long been gone from my repertoire of emotions I get from the idea of a date. Maybe it’s because Hollywood, our parents, and our imaginations have played up the mating game. Maybe it’s because our […]
SLUT /SLƏT/ NOUN - A SLOVENLY OR PROMISCUOUS WOMAN I’ve been a slut for years. It came easily (pun intended) and naturally. Like a fish swimming. After all, I started masturbating at four, showed classmates my panties in kindergarten, and never thought boys had cooties. Well, at least until I moved to Los Angeles. Everyone has cooties here. […]
My blog posts I Don’t Want to Be Your Friend and I Don’t Want to Be Your Friend Either are my two most highly view posts. If you haven’t read them they are each about a girl who didn’t want to be my friend anymore. The first one tapered the relationship off slowly, and the second ended […]
In the wake of New Year’s resolutions and promises that we know we will never keep, I look back instead of forward. What is the use of changing future behavior if I haven’t learned from the past? At the close of 2011 (or the beginning of 2012 — pot head memory) I made a list […]
June 15, 2013
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