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How to Make Friends with Kiddy Porn

June 15, 2013

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Here’s a crazy internet story to scare parents… When I was 14-years-old I was just coming into my pop punk phase (pretty sure you can stop calling it a phase now, mom) and bands like Green Day and No Doubt blasted through my hormone crazed cranium. I emulated what I thought the child of Billie Joe Armstrong […]

Sexual Security

June 5, 2013

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A common problem found in men and women alike is confidence. Confidence, in or out of the bedroom, is a hard thing to attain. It’s a temperament within people like being an intro or extrovert. Men & Their Penises Sexual insecurities in men often surround the most obvious of places, their dick. Penis size, both […]

How to Pick Up the Pieces of Your Broken Heart

April 25, 2013

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Spring-cleaning doesn’t stop at the dustpan and mop. The New Year’s feeling of resolution and starting over with a clean slate is enhanced with sunshine and chirping birds. This mentality seems to run through to all aspects of our lives including relationships leaving some to only feel the seasonal rain and stinging bees when the […]

Band of Gold & Propaganda: Pigeonholed Into The Nuclear Family

April 15, 2013

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Almost every person I know eventually wants to get married and have kids. Little girls imagine their wedding day, name their not-yet-conceived children decades in advance, and imagine their future with golden bands and the pitter-patter of little feet. But is this what we really want – to breed and sign a doctrine indicating a […]

How to Roll From The Punches & Give Them Right Back

April 3, 2013

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Domestic abuse crosses economic, cultural, and gender boundaries. Yet it’s still a topic that victims feel ashamed to share. The reasons are endless – fear, pride, even feeling alone due to the situation. It perpetuates the sentiment of being stuck with no hopes of getting out. Since puberty I’ve been loud, brass, and an advocate […]

When Did Dating Stop Being Fun?

April 1, 2013

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Lately dating has seemed like a chore. The excitement one gets prior to a date, the butterflies, the giddiness, has long been gone from my repertoire of emotions I get from the idea of a date. Maybe it’s because Hollywood, our parents, and our imaginations have played up the mating game. Maybe it’s because our […]

Perks Of Being a Slut

March 20, 2013

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SLUT /SLƏT/ NOUN - A SLOVENLY OR PROMISCUOUS WOMAN I’ve been a slut for years. It came easily (pun intended) and naturally. Like a fish swimming. After all, I started masturbating at four, showed classmates my panties in kindergarten, and never thought boys had cooties. Well, at least until I moved to Los Angeles. Everyone has cooties here. […]

wor[u]th more

October 24, 2012

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I am a free bird. See me soar so high, but keep an eye on the ground. I feel ‘super single’. I don’t know if I made that up, or if I’m just high off of being emotionally shut down. but I feel like the idea of a boyfriend might make me vomit. Gross and […]

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream

August 6, 2012

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This one is about gender differences. In the wake of my recent (yes, it’s still considered recent) break-up, the people that I normally socialize with have shifted considerable. Singles begot singles. Particularly single boys looking for single girls and vice versa. The typical male thinks that most females are crazy. And I will generally agree […]

Inside the Mind of a Cynic

July 5, 2010

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Trying to fuck me. Trying to fuck her. Trying to fuck anything. Cynthia critiqued every man, one by one, as they passed in front of her. Sitting alone at the restaurant table, stirring her whiskey sour delicately, she waited impatiently for her blind date to show. He’s late. Fucking figures! Does he think I’m going […]

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